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Eridan x Reader - Harpoon

"Happy Birthday.... To me."
You sigh and pick at what your human friends call, a 'cupcake'; which had been sitting on the table infront of you. They were the ones who suggested trying this stupid human holiday and described everything about it in great detail. Infact, everything you've done today was positively human because of this.

Today you were 15... About 6 1/2 sweeps old, and you only celebrated this piece of shit excuse of a holiday because you had moved from your old hive to this new one and were feeling quite alone without your friends. You moved because your old hive had been burnt to the ground, when your kismesis took your relationship too far and brought his dragon lusus down on you out of anger. Now, far away and starting your life anew in this hive down by the beach, you start it by celebrating something that isn't even apart of your traditions as a troll. This is your first time ever celebrating your 'birthday', and you hated it for some damn reason which you couldn't quite put your finger on. It must be the candle on your cupcake; the flame flickering in the dark of the room. Fire will never be your friend again. However, you enjoyed the fluffiness of the cake and the sweetness of the icing on the top. Your trolls friends were awesome, but your human friends did have their perks. You think that you wouldn't mind meeting them in person one day, as strange as they are. 

You stand up from where you were sitting at the table and walk over to your laptop which lay on the counter. You open it, and check to see if anyone's on trollian for you to talk to. Apparently, only your friend Kanaya is on and you decide to talk to her; knowing that she was the one that always found a way to make you feel better.

-insert trolltag- [T/T] began trolling grimAuxiliatrix [GA]

[T/T]: Hi Kanaya!
GA: Hello _____ 
GA: I'm Sorry But I Can't Talk Long.
[T/T]: Oh are you busy?
GA: Yes But We Will Definetly Talk Later Okay?
[T/T]: Yeah okay we'll talk later! Bye!

-insert trolltag- [T/T] ceased trolling grimAuxiliatrix [GA] 

You close your laptop and slump to the ground, your back against a wall. Your life sucks! There is absolutely NOTHING you can do here! You suddenly stand and look out the window. Maybe there IS something you can do...

For as long as you can remember, you loved to swim; but could not do it often because of the forested area you lived in previously. Well now this is your chance.

You run to your bedroom and change into a bathingsuit; heading out the backdoor of your hive. Your lusus would be awake since it was dark outside, but not dark so you couldn't see you hand infront of your face. And (s)he was busying itself in another room of the hive anyway, so you didn't have to worry about getting in trouble if you weren't allowed. You rushed to greet the ocean, pushing yourself into the waves and gasping at the water's freezing temperature. Once you got used to it, you began to splash around before holding your breath and diving under the water; where you could just make out the vague shapes of some of the aquatic life. You felt yourself smile as a fish came up and examined you; you loved when they were not afraid to come close. Then as quick as it came, it sped off.

You raised an eyebrow; now why did it do that? Certainly it wasn't you that had startled it, you hadn't moved the entire time. Then out of the corner of your eye, you noticed something glint deeper down below you. You had only enough time to swim a few inches up towards the surface before something pierced through your right shoulder. You began to scream and let go of your breath as your shoulder seemed to burn intensely and your [insert colour] blood began to pollute the waters around you. Looking at your shoulder, you realise that you had been hit with a harpoon, driving straight through your shoulder and coming out on the other side. Instantly you began to weaken, and looked at the one who had shot you. As your vision began to fade, and you knew you were going to drown or die of blood loss; you could only make out that the person seemed to have large glasses and what appeared like a scarf. You held on to these thoughts as your consciousness slipped from you.

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At this time, the one who had shot you stared up at you in horror. Normally, he wouldn't have minded killing a landweller. But you were beautiful! Radiant! And now he was afraid you were gone forever. He had been out catching stuff for Feferi's lusus to eat and had mistaken you for a fish; feeling like an idiot for not taking a more careful look.

He swam up to you and dislodged the harpoon from your shoulder, which caused you to bleed more; not that you noticed. He then wrapped his arm around your waist and began to kick towards the surface. He had a feeling you were alive- No...he knew. And he wasn't about to let you die. Not on his watch.
Hi guys!

So this is my first fanficiton.... And its for homestuck :heart: :heart:
-brick'd-

So I'm sorry if it's too long to short or if you just don't like it >_<" I can't really tell since I typed this on my iPod.

And no Eridan is not my favorite troll but I still love him he's adorable :3 in a... Desperate sort of way. I don't really have a fav troll.

SO ANYWAY. I may make a part 2 and 3. We'll see if ppl like this or not.

homestuck copyright Andrew Hussie
You copyright you!

Part 1: You're here!
Part 2:[link]
Part 3: [link]
EDIT: omg all those favs.....thank you so much everyone thank you ; A ;
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Kaybug2K Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2015  Student Digital Artist
It is nice... But Fef stated that Eridan rarely spends time in water... He only has like three times... Attention to cannon things is nice. It's a nice doc but a few more cannon aspects would make it all the more better:)
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SmoleyFace Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh woops! thanks for that friend :) !
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Kaybug2K Featured By Owner May 1, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Its ok! I really enjoy the fic, and your welcome:D
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kiera8741 Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
(\/) ;,,,; (\/)
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kiera8741 Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Mines mud brown ;^;
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Skullcandy-Fandom Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
6reen 4pp1e b1ood~
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deidara500 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014
My Blood Iss Black..... I AM CRONA!!!!
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XXskyHD Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
lol, I love soul eater, but mine is blue
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FoxQueenSekia Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I read this and thought "what would my blood color be" so i took a quiz and I have silver blood... I'M HINATA
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GOG DANG IT ERIDAN YOU COULD HAVE KILLED ME! DX
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SmoleyFace Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
YEAH I KNOW WHAT AN ASSHOLE RIGHT
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StarsongVinry Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
-hyperventilates- Why must my patron be so
amazing
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SmoleyFace Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Omg r u hyperventilating y r u hyperventilating plz DON'T DO IT NO DON'T DIE ON ME OH GOD
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StarsongVinry Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN PEOPLE FEED ME AMAZING ERIDAN X READER -heavy breathing-
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Lucia-Lileth-Vladmir Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2013  Student Writer
Oh my cod, my fantroll even lives in a fOREST TOO.
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SmoleyFace Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconwtfboom: THEN COINCIDENCE
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Lucia-Lileth-Vladmir Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013  Student Writer
Irony
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SmoleyFace Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Ok
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McFriesThePuppy Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2013  Student Digital Artist
ouch >^>
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SmoleyFace Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah a little painful :x >w>
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WispyPlasma69 Featured By Owner May 28, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
To be honest, I'm afraid to fav because I'm worried my troll friends will look at my page and see this in my favorites XD BUT I'LL DO IT ANYWAY! :iconinloveplz: This is such a great story!!
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SmoleyFace Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
HHHH U R SUCH A BEAUTIFUL PERSON thank you <333
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WispyPlasma69 Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Guess what?
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SmoleyFace Featured By Owner May 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
What? :O
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WispyPlasma69 Featured By Owner May 30, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
My friend did see them in my favorites O_O
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SmoleyFace Featured By Owner May 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh LOL
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WispyPlasma69 Featured By Owner May 31, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
DX
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vocaloidanimefan Featured By Owner May 11, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This awesome!!! XD
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SmoleyFace Featured By Owner May 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks xD
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vocaloidanimefan Featured By Owner May 13, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Your very welcome XD
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Blackpelt343 Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013
:3 can you please be my sister?
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SmoleyFace Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes let's do it :O
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Blackpelt343 Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013
YES!!!
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CreepWolf919 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
This is really good!:D
But my of isn't a land dweller so that was awkward. XD
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SmoleyFace Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh Ty xD and yeah sorry I had that in mind so thats why I had it be both troll or human however its not a good sub I'm sorry :c
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CreepWolf919 Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Its okay! XD
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CreepWolf919 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Ooops! Auto correct! I meant oc:I
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SmoleyFace Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
That's good and nvm reading over my reader I realize I made it troll LOL what am I doing
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FireWithinMyHeart Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
Hell yeah! Eridan doe2 have a heart!! That'2 wonderful!!
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SmoleyFace Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconlaplz:
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CaitlynNicoleWright Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2012
' Fire will never be your friend again. ' that's funny because my homestuck oc is associated with ice.
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SmoleyFace Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
8D :thumbsup:
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CaitlynNicoleWright Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2012
8's remind me of vvris.
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DragonsMay Featured By Owner May 27, 2012
this is really good, i love your writers voice! but theres one thing i noticed ^u^; trolls go to sleep with the sun and wake with the moon, you wrote it as 'it was night time, so your lusus was asleep' you should say it was day time, or have the lusus be awake
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SmoleyFace Featured By Owner May 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Aww thank you so much and oh dear!! O A O" I can't believe I didn't notice that before.. Thank you so much for telling me I'll get to it right away!
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DragonsMay Featured By Owner May 27, 2012
any time! i really loved the story
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CalilTheGayPrince Featured By Owner May 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
*Continues reading because hey it's good.*
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SmoleyFace Featured By Owner May 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:3 *dances around the room cause that's just what I do*
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LyraJolt Featured By Owner May 25, 2012  Student General Artist
QWQ Welp For once a goooood fanfic of him !~
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SmoleyFace Featured By Owner May 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh thank you so much Q A Q I thought the quality of the writing was rather bad for this part but that means so much! :hug: :la:
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